Tuesday, November 02, 2004


What a great day to go out there and SAVE YOUR COUNTRY!!!!

RUN (don't walk) to the nearest polling station and VOTE like you've NEVER VOTED BEFORE!!


If, when you're at the polling station, you happen to be standing next to a Kerry voter- attempt to debate them out of their vote. It probably won't work, but might as well try. If you need help, use the following talking points:

"Kerry is BAD."


Actually, don't even bother.

Seriously guys, go out there, vote, and most importantly- have some fun. It may seem frantic with the huge turnout and all- but just remember how lucky you all are to be doing it. If things get out of control where you're at, just walk away- nothing (not even voting) is worth being caught up in a chaotic swirling bastion of stupidity. You can always go back later.

I just a read a post at Totten's site that reminded me why I read that guy's stuff. He's totally right about the main thing we need to stay focussed on during this election- we're all Americans:

You have the right to vote. You do not have the right to see the man of your choice in the White House.

People who vote for the other guy aren’t stupid, brainwashed, or evil. They are your friends and family. Someone you love will almost certainly cancel your vote. (My wife cancels out mine.)

If, by some chance, everyone you know votes for the loser it won’t mean the election was stolen, it will only show that you live in a bubble.

If the election doesn’t go your way, don’t pop off as though America were Guatemala under the generals. You’ll get lots of attention, but it won’t be the kind you want. People will laugh, not near you but at you.

And for any of you "undecideds" out there- I leave you with this:

"And no pair has been more wrong, more loudly, more often, than the two Senators from Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy and John Kerry" -Zell Miller (Democrat)

"To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last--but eat you he will." -Ronald Reagan (Republican)

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilence." -Thomas Jefferson (Founder)

"All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse." -Benjamin Franklin (Founder)

"We need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime. We all know the litany of his offenses. He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation. ...And now he is miscalculating America’s response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction. So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real, but it is not new. It has been with us since the end of the Persian Gulf War." - John Kerry (Democrat) 1/23/03

"Iraq may not be the war on terror itself, but it is critical to the outcome of the war on terror, and therefore any advance in Iraq is an advance forward." - John Kerry (Democrat) 12/15/03

"It's the wrong war, in the wrong place, at the wrong time." -John Kerry (Democrat) 10/06/04

"You may not agree with everything I do or say. But at least you'll always know where I stand." -President George W. Bush (Republican)

"Dammit, of course Kerry's a lousy candidate – he's a Democrat, for heavens sake!" -Michael Moore (Filmmaker)

Okay folks! Go out there and make us proud!


Anonymous said...

Already been there and voted Bush!

I love America!!!

2Slick said...

THAT'S the spirit!!!! Go get 'em everyone!! Just know that we're all here watching your valiant efforts with pure admiration. No matter how it turns out, we thank you all for being great Americans!!!

America- %$@^% YEAH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bcus here-
Already voted via absentee in my home state of S.D. Of course Bush already has S.D. wrapped up, but Daschle doesn't. In case your counting, add one more for Thune from my ballot. As for the wife, we are going to the polls here in Florida and she will be voting for President Bush. God help us if Kerry wins. That guy really, really sucks big donkey balls. I think that sums it up.

2Slick said...

Ha!! You kill me, Bcus!!

Great job- you and your wife both.

We're watching closely over here...